no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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