Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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