Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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