You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just high enough for therapy.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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