Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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