just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I smell like Dick and happiness
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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