you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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