my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
love makes seman taste better
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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