IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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