I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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