Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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