shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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