Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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