They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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