im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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