I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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