He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Randomize
