on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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