dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You are a genius and a whore.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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