If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She's the barista slut.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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