I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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