Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Randomize