just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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