I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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