This girl is more easily done than said...
is wine microwaveable?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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