He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My legs feel like baby dolphins
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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