Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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