i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We're too hungover to prance.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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