Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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