So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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