You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
