I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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