Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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