Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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