do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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