Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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