pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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