Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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