just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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