Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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