Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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