and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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