Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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