Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
