I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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