Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Randomize
