hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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