I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
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IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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