3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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