I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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