Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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