ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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